Next time I conk out I’m going to bed. My wild experiment of accidentally staying up until noonish only to have to get up at 5 to go grocery shopping to reset my sleep schedule was more of a success than I anticipated.
This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.
He really molded young, impressionable minds. Or did they mold him?
Dude what if someone steals your wallet, THEN shanks you?
Whoa a thief! Hold on…hold on…let me just….okay wait almost….okay now if I just….almost…okay! Oh wait I’ve been beaten up already
that should be a hoot to explain to airport security
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
My entry for 13crown’s Ghostbook!
This was an amazing project, and I got to do something really different. I hope you enjoy it :))
reminder that if your body acceptance hinges on a person’s health it’s inherently ableist and I want nothing to do with it
FUCKING THANK YOU.
Colbert you fantastic wonderful bastard you
I am super duper gay for this man.
a great many people are super duper gay for this man
This is why its annoying when people say its sooooooo much more expensive to eat healthy.
BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.
I go shopping for my entire family—I draw up the grocery list, I go to the store, I pick up the food, I know how much we pay for the goddamn stuff.
YOU CAN NOT FIND THIS SHIT FOR THAT FUCKING CHEAP. I don’t know where these morons went to get these prices but fuck them, cause nowhere around here is food like this that cheap. Where the fuck are they buying 2 pounds of chicken breast for $2? Not to mention, you can’t just buy some off brand shit and expect it to taste the same as the brand food that most people want.
This is not taking into account the time it takes to make food! I can spend hours shopping then returning to cook meals or I can go down the road and pick up something to eat in five minutes.
Thank you LH for your commentary!
No but for real though Danielle and I get our food from Aldi, aka cheapest food around, and I have *never* seen ground beef at even 80% lean for less than 3 bucks a pound. I agree with LH these prices are either fudged or not from this decade
I happen to work in a grocery store, so let me break that big top photo down for you into actual prices for the Greater Boston area:
- 1 box Morningstar burgers: $4.99
- 1 pound lean ground beef (I’ve never heard of 96% lean but you think 10 lbs of potatoes is $2 so): ~$4.63
- 1 lb cashews: at least $6. Organic will run you $9 or $10.
- 1 lb strawberries: $6.99 WHEN THEY’RE IN SEASON (a pint costs $5). In the winter expect to spend about $8 or $9.
- let’s just pretend you meant 1 pound of potatoes, okay?: $1.99 - $2.49 per pound, depending on variety.
- 1 gallon of real orange juice: $5.49
- 1 pound of frozen mixed vegetables: $1.99
- 1 bunch of broccoli: I forget but I think it’s $1.99 or $2.49
- 1 pound of pintos: $2.39
Let’s add that up, shall we?
That brings us out to $37 on the conservative side.
In short: fuck you, fuck your assumptive classism, go away.
THANK YOU COMMENTARY
FUCK YOU OP
^^Judging by those prices it’s likely this was made in the South. Those are more accurate to down here in Texas. I know for a fact that cost of living is much higher up in the northeast, (I used to live in New Hampshire NEVER got paid minimum wage until I moved to New Mexico and then to Texas). States with higher living cost are going to find higher prices in the stores. Thing is most people down here in the south are paid a lot less than the majority up there in MA. Everything is dependent on WHERE you are living. Strawberries are easily found here same package for $2 bucks. Then again, strawberries ARE GROWN HERE IN TEXAS. Everything is comparative for regional differences. However, comparing buying groceries at the store, to eating out fast food, is a difference. You can make your money stretch a lot more actually cooking food at home rather than spending it on junk food made by teenagers that hate their job and cook you pre made crap food. I’ve worked in fast food for 13 years, trust me, cook at home. Make the effort. It’s worth it.
Actually not true. If it weren’t for fast food I would have starved when I was younger.
There were times we had no food so the help of a neighbor taking me to a local fast food place to get a dollar sandwich would hold me over till we got actual food.
You are totally right about the regional stuff but you are not completely accurate with making a home meal is cheaper than buying.
The only meal cheaper is instant stuff like ramen or cooking eggs. Everything else or anything $5 or more is kinda on the expensive side. Because if you haven’t noticed things add up quickly.
When I say I really hate how people have this fast food can kill you idea, for one, they do serve alternative stuff even if its still not the healthiest. And second if you don’t eat it everyday but for some people that’s the only thing they can afford.
For example my friend has 3 sisters, one of them is under disability. There mom is a single working mom, do you realize how much cheaper it is to get a whole meal for there family for a drive thru then getting groceries for a home cooked meal?
Yeah I definitely can’t buy that much for $20. Not in this day and age anyway.
Also, “make the effort” is kind of a thoughtless thing to say to people who have draining wage jobs and/or children to take care of.
OP, i work as a cashier at a grocery store and you sure as hell cannot buy the vegetables and other healthier meal choices you’ve presented us in the examples for less than $20. maybe a few of those items, but certainly not all.
and another thing: a lot (if not all) of meats and produce prices are determined by weight, so you’re not getting a whole lot of food per pound if you want to spend only $20. i’ve seen ground beef prices from as low as $3 to $7 or $8. it’s insane.
granted, it is possible to buy items for a meal under $15, i’ve seen it happen a few times. but it’s really rare. so, fast food is often an easier and less costly purchase.
Adding my two cents to this—
Half the stuff in that picture is “Great Value” stuff which, granted, is cheaper than regular health food, but for a reason. If you turned the package over you get a whole long list of processed JUNK that is disgusting and terrible for you to the point where sometimes, eating fast food would be healthier.
If you can’t pronounce something, you probably shouldn’t be eating it.
And when it comes to the home vs fast food question, a lot of people don’t consider that every time you cook a meal home, you’re adding to your gas and electric bill. You’re adding to your water bill to boil some pasta or wash the dishes. You have to have the money to BUY dishes and cookware in the first place, which can cost a lot all at once.
FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!
FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.
that post. <3 unf.
What exactly are you planning on PLOWING?
Tumblr: “where’s all the snow??”
Snow Plower: “you’re welcome.”
The Evolution of Lara Croft.
from wobble blob to i forgot she’s not real
Americans cannot always enunciate. Poor Benedict.
we can assume characters are straight if they never outright say it but if they’re gonna be gay we need 10 page essays with citations
In APA format.
#and literally god forbid if you think a character is trans